socialism – you have 2 cows. you give one to your neighbour.
communism – you have 2 cows. the state takes both and gives you some milk.
russian communism – you have two cows. you have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
fascism – you have 2 cows. the state takes both and sells you some milk.
nazism – you have 2 cows. the state takes both and shoots you.
surrealism – you have two giraffes. the government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
bureaucratism – you have 2 cows. the state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.
traditional capitalism – you have two cows. you sell one and buy a bull. your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. you sell them and retire on the income.
an american corporation – you have two cows. you sell one, and force the other to produce the milk off four cows. later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
a french corporation – you have two cows. you go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
a japanese corporation – you have two cows. you redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. you then create a clever cow cartoon image called “cowkimon” and market it worldwide.
a german corporation – you have two cows. you re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
an italian corporation – you have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. you decide to have lunch.
a russian corporation – you have two cows. you count them and learn you have five cows. you count them again and learn you have 42 cows. you count them again and learn you have 2 cows. you stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
a swiss corporation – you have 5000 cows. none of them belong to you. you charge the owners for storing them.
a chinese corporation – you have two cows. you have 300 people milking them. you claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. you arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
an indian corporation – you have two cows. you worship them.
a british corporation – you have two cows. both are mad.
aloha gina
p.s. hey dalia, 1000 dank!